how to attract russian guards at the museum

                                                       umber room 13x21cm     if you lean against the wall in the museum an unseen eye will see you and an unheard voice will tell a beautiful russian to go to this room and tell you to stop it. (sold)

my far away cousin

agustina 21x21cm

day and night

yellow room

i am pretty sure this is what it looked like in the early twentieth century. they hadn’t invented shoes yet. 21x21cm (sold)

The nineteenth century

If you go back a few years before that they still didn’t have shoes but you couldn’t notice because they didn’t have electric lights. 21x21cm (sold)

joseph models surf wear

joe and dirt 21x21cm (sold)

neo cubist drawerings

ramosis

danica

a nap

tom foolering

madeline

ursula with phone numbers

baby with a hat

megan

captain dave

suspicion

two new nights

new old mexico 13X21cm (sold)

to the steam plant 13x21cm

lucia seven to zero point five

if you paint a picture of your two year old boy you then have to paint a new picture of your seven year old girl or suffer the consequences. so here it is along with all the other paintings she appears in.

pom pom 21X21cm

the hall 21X21cm

forest girl 21X34cm

september first 55X34cm

i borrowed my friend bob’s time machine and went 3000 years into the future. i found battle point to be peopled by polygamous androids.

             pilgrimage to cythera 89X55cm

there is always an out of tune lute player with an uncertain voice. throw him some drachma (actually it’s euros now) and give him a swig of wine and he will be off bothering another group. i don’t recommend the sailboat tours especially if you have toddlers because of the low rails and the lack of life jackets. i never made it to the temple. the path is steep and crowded by thorny goats.

return to olympia 55X34cm
this painting has it all, dogs,  a plastic boat, a crow and a rock star.

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a picnic at the end of the world 89X55cm

i read some where that stephen hawking said that if we tried really hard this century we could set in motion processes that will boil away the seas in about a millennium which i know sounds like a long time from now but wealthy babies born amongst us today should be fully transposed into a machine form that will last long enough to view this byproduct of our age from the cool safety of the dark side of the moon. as you can see the people in my painting aren’t really at the very end, they still have huckleberries and bubbles and wine and something to cook (and they don’t seem to be cannibals yet) and the seas are far from boiled away. they are still rising.

lucia 10X10cm