Sunday, August 21, 2011

how to attract russian guards at the museum

                                                       umber room 13x21cm     if you lean against the wall in the museum an unseen eye will see you and an unheard voice will tell a beautiful russian to go to this room and tell you to stop it. (sold)



1 comment:

  1. Please step back from the painting. Thank you. Please don't touch the wall. Thank you. Please don't use your phone, it interrupts with security, Than...yes it is. Yes it..."Listening to voicemail" is the same...yes it is. No. No. Yes it...no. Look, just put your phone...no. No it's not. Yes it is. Than...no. Yes it is. It is. Thank you. Thank you.

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